we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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