Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
