I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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