Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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