There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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