i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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