yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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