I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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