Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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