is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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