all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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