shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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