Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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