Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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