My first STD was from a foam party
just tell him i said nine months
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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