Porn is love you can see.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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