Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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