The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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