Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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