New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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