Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i think i have herpe
just one?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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