How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
love makes seman taste better
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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