Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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