just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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