As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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