I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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