my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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