hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
He has the fingertips of a God
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