I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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