I must be too annoying 4 u.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
