help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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