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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sober January is a disaster.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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