we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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