He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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