Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I need moral support for this bender
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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