I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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