Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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