Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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