The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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