i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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