Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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