I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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