he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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