that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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