You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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