living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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