We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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