ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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