Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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