Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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