we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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