So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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