Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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